You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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