but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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