i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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