What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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