i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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