What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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