So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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