Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Randomize
