Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
It was confusing and full of hummus
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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