Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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