spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
we made out on top of his cat.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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