I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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