I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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