WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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