I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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