you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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