So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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