So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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