we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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