my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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