Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
