worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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