I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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