it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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