So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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