Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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