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You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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