Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
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