I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I need to align my fucking chakras
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