so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Randomize
