i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I still have a little drunk in my system
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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