Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
last night I used snow as a chaser
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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