32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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