i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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