Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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