Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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