I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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