All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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