I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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