Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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