I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I'm at about main and main street
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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