Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
It was confusing and full of hummus
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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