I'm drive I can fine osifer
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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