We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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