thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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