is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
last night I used snow as a chaser
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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