Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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