Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
do herpes really smell.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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