If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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