I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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