we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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