Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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