i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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