if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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