Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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