I am in a vortex of obligation.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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