There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
